“The End.”
My final contribution to Nuclear Throne, thank you for all the support!
Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result
Super Mario Brothers Boo Rating Post
super mario brothers 3: this mans a real dennis the menace lookin dude… he looks like he’d pull off some wacky stunts and tricks but they’d all be light hearted and just for his amusement. 9.1/10
super mario 64: nintendo succeeded in making an enemy in mario that i would 100% call an enemy. plain evil and untrustworthy. 9.2/10
super mario sunshine: it seems they wanted to try out a new approach with our friendly neighbourhood ghost, but it falls completely flat! look at those teeth… dear lord! 8.091/10
yoshi’s story: now here he just looks like they didnt have enough resources to make him looks good. 8.606/10
mario kart: super circuit: oh my god what in the world is happening here. 7.7/10
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars: ok NOW we’re back in business. kind of flat looking but reminiscent of our old friend from super mario bros 3. 9.33/10
mario tennis: ok now we’ve derailed once again. 4/10
super mario world: now this is just a picture of a galoomba. whos giving me these images?! 10/10
luigi’s mansion: FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!/10
marshmallow: marshmallow./10
papper mario: this ones just perfection, theres nothing else to enhance about him. thank you. out of 10
mario party 4: actually. this is the perfect boo. out of 10
mario party 5: Actually. this is the real perfect boo of all time
Conclusion: i love it
got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use
You can’t say that and not share your idea.
its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human
they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
infinite power in this dog
Pictured: What its like being with the boys
he just wanted to look cool
half the problem with people getting wilded out by how strange stuff in jojo gets is that they seem to forget the other two words in the tile of the series are “adventure” and “bizarre”. like its right there. it could not be saying “shit’s about to get fucking ridiculous” any clearer than straight up retitling it “jojo and the shit that got fucking ridiculous
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